Hubert von Vestra

Expedition

Invite on an Expedition

• An excursion? Very well. The shorter a leash, the better.
• Keep an eye on you? Nonsense. This is strictly for my own pleasure. Heh.

Plains

• Notice a rare bird.
  You excel at identifying wildlife, hm? All I know is which ones are likely to kill me.
• Pick up a scrap of paper.
  That? Just the random scribbles of an insignificant individual, I trust. Leave it where you found it.

Forest

• Say you don't sense anyone around.
  Your point? Do you have some nefarious plan in mind once we are by our lonesome?
• Confess you've lost your way.
  Yes, I thought that might happen, so I kept track of the way. You are rather notorious for becoming lost, after all.

Mountains

• Give them first aid.
  Terribly sorry for the trouble. Ugh, and how mortifying that I need your help.
• Offer to carry them home.
  I'm sorry, you want to...carry me? Ah, I see. Clearly, my taking a spill is only the beginning of my endless humiliation.

Waterfront

• Say you don't know how to steer a boat.
  And you actually pictured us going for a boat ride? Oh, but that is simply charming.
• Worry about getting seasick.
  Do such ailments often befall you? I fail to see how it is any worse than riding a horse.

Talk

• When I told Her Majesty about today, she expressed a wish to come along. You should invite her.
  • Be unsure. - Dislikes
  • Suggest you all go together. - Likes
  • Say you'll invite her next time. - Dislikes
• You do love inviting me on excursions. You must be quite fond of them...or me.
  • Dispute that. - Dislikes
  • Laugh. - Likes
  • Confirm his suspicions. - Dislikes
• If I were planning to kill me, this would be the perfect opportunity.
  • Be baffled by his statement. - Dislikes
  • Purposefully let down your guard. - Likes
  • Be wary. - Dislikes
• Have I ever mentioned how you would fit right in at House Vestra? Heh.
  • Decline the offer. - Dislikes
  • Consider the idea. - Likes
  • Be pleased. - Dislikes
• Are you ever suddenly struck with a brilliant strategy on expeditions such as this?
  • Agree. - Dislikes
  • Propose a competition. - Likes
  • Say you want to forget about war. - Dislikes
• In the beginning, there was no goddess in Fódlan. That is scripture, by the way—not sacrilege.
  • Be surprised and say you didn't know. - Dislikes
  • Say you've had the same thought. - Likes
  • Challenge that idea. - Dislikes
• You always seem to be enjoying yourself. Not to say I am miserable, of course.
  • Laugh. - Dislikes
  • Reply that it goes without saying. - Likes
  • Say you're not enjoying yourself. - Dislikes

Ask a Question

• Ask about their likes.: I enjoy clever people who are committed to serving Lady Edelgard—and I am certain you wish me to include you in that number.
  • Laugh. - Dislikes
  • Nod seriously. - Likes
  • Blush. - Dislikes
• Ask about their dislikes.: I have an entire laundry list of loathings, but if I had to pick one, it would be reminiscing.
  • Ask why. - Dislikes
  • Be doubtful. - Likes
  • Let that sink in for a moment. - Dislikes
• Ask about dreams for the future.: Dreams retain their luster when you keep them private—though feel free to guess if you like.
  • Think about that. - Dislikes
  • Shrug. - Likes
  • Laugh. - Dislikes
• Ask about their worries.: Oh, you wish to help me with my troubles? In that case, simply tell me how to dispose of you.
  • Rise to the challenge. - Dislikes
  • Laugh. - Likes
  • Be at a loss for words. - Dislikes
• Ask about their family.: My father is dead, as you know. As to the rest? Ah, but that is a fascinating subject indeed...
  • Let that sink in for a moment. - Dislikes
  • Speculate. - Likes
  • Be suspicious. - Dislikes
• Ask about memories of the past.: Ah, I have one. Do you remember when we first met and I thought, "Great, another worthless scoundrel"?
  • Laugh. - Dislikes
  • Sympathize. - Likes
  • Get angry. - Dislikes
• Ask thoughts on their employer.: Her Majesty acts more liberated of late. I think it is a wonderful thing.
  • Nod. - Dislikes
  • Be pleased. - Likes
  • Look confused. - Dislikes
• Ask about preferred fighting style.: Why be choosy? All that matters is that the enemy is dead and you continue to draw breath.
  • Agree. - Dislikes
  • Smile. - Likes
  • Be disappointed. - Dislikes
• Ask what they think of you.: I would classify you as a threat, frankly—so do not expect me to take my eyes off you anytime soon.
  • Be sad. - Dislikes
  • Extend a challenge. - Likes
  • Laugh. - Dislikes
• Ask what they think of you.: I would say you are a person of extreme importance to Her Majesty—or at least extreme utility.
  • Nod. - Dislikes
  • Brush it off. - Likes
  • Be pleased. - Dislikes
• Ask about any personal news.: I am well—and please do not join the chorus of wailers who claim I look pale as the grave.
  • Shrug. - Dislikes
  • Laugh. - Likes
  • Express worry. - Dislikes
• Ask about any personal news.: I am quite tired, if we are being honest. Hence the need for little reprieves such as this.
  • Be shocked. - Dislikes
  • Be pleased. - Likes
  • Give a rueful smile. - Dislikes

EXTRA TIME

• This brain is packed with secrets only I know. I imagine you would quite like a peek inside, mmm?
• I have considered trimming my hair of late. And on that subject, you simply must do something about those wretched bangs of yours.
• A gaze that piercing is enough to unnerve even me.
• Are you waiting for me to make a funny face? You will be waiting a long time, if so.
• Looking for a concealed weapon, are we? Well, you will not be finding it there.
• I am not draped in this color because I like it. I simply find it hides the bloodstains best.

Return to Camp

• That was a fascinating diversion—as was the chance to study you up close.
• Heh. I find every moment with you to be utterly engaging. Feel free to call on me whenever you like.
• I will finish it summarily.