0. The sun beats down on this unworthy soul...
1. Literally anyone else would be more useful.
2. If only my presence made a difference.
3. Let my body serve as a shield.
4. The higher I ascend, the farther I can fall.
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6. That was a fluke.
7. My allies deserve all the praise.
8. I suppose I had this coming.
9. To brag of this would invite mockery.
10. I pale in comparison to the others.
11. The moral of the story is to never try.
12. A wooden cutout of me would have provided you [cdb]with more assistance.
13. My only accomplishment was to hold you back.
14. I apologize in advance for any ridicule you face.
15. Even a mule will eventually reach its destination.
16. Prowess means nothing without resolve.
17. It's hard to feel bright in the sun...
18. I doubt this will change anything...
19. I am unworthy of such an amazing gift.
20. With trembling hands, I humbly accept.
21. Even this is more than I deserve...
22. Such a precious item will only be tainted by [cdb]my touch...
23. Please accept my most prized possession. If it burdens [cdb]you, however, just throw it away.
24. I will only slow you down.
25. If only it were raining...
26. You make me feel less useless.
27. If I may offer a pathetic idea...
28. You have my help, for whatever pittance it's worth.
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