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*munch* *munch*
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I had no idea these grew outside the village.
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Oh, um...hi, Hapi. Got some fruit there?
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Yep. I used to eat them all the time when I was a kid. Care for some?
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Huh? Oh, um, thanks. I'll just have one.
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Oh, wow! It's sour, but also sweet!
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They're my favorite.
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With all the edible plant life around here, you never need to worry about being hungry.
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Well, I suppose I've seen edible plants around, but are there really all that many?
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Sheesh, I need to get out more. I didn't even notice.
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But you must've noticed—you raise them.
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Like the carnivorous one I saw earlier?
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But...I don't eat my carnivorous plants.
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I'm sorry. Did we or did we not have a long conversation about how delicious they are?
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Wha...
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In fact, I was just thinking that the jug-shaped one would be divine if we stuffed it with grains and...
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Uh, Bernie-Bee?
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Gah! Huh? Oh, I'm...sorry. I was just imagining you eating my adorable little carnivorous plants...
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Which I have done. A lot, actually. Haven't you?
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Of course not! Why would I eat my plant babies?!
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Because they're delicious?
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OK, that's it. I'm going to cook you up a carnivorous plant feast right now. C'mon!
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Wait, noooo! I haven't said yes to thiiiis!
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Here you go! Dig in.
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This is the one with the leaves that act like a mouth. Er, but instead of bugs, I stuffed it with grilled meat.
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Oh no... Poor little guy...
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But, it would be an insult to its little plant spirit if I just threw it out, so...
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Wha...
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Well? Do you like it? It's my favorite, so I hope it ends up being your favorite, too.
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Bernie-Bee? Was it so delicious you passed out?
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OK, come on. Stop kidding around.
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Hellooo? I can see you drooling, Bernie-Bee!