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So you've arrived, Claude. I pray you are ready!
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OK, no need to start off with a bunch of yelling. And, uh, what should I be ready for, exactly?
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Ahahaha! The day has finally come...
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The day for you to be thunderstruck by the selfsame magic you once so viciously mocked!
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The magic... The magic... Oh! You mean that hair-raising one you used on me?
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Hair rai— No! That is not the purpose! It is meant for changing the length and style of hair.
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Right, sure. Um, so what about it again?
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Your droll lack of enthusiasm boggles the mind!
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Do you understand just how much I devoted myself to my studies since that day of shame? All so I might have some vindication?
linkClaudevolume_up
OK, wait. Look, I know you're a hard worker, but that was just...you know? One of those things.
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I don't really think you need "vindication."
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Silence, cretin! Let your jaw hang slack in its moorings as you witness how my magic has evolved!
linkClaudevolume_up
Whoa, you got me again! Well...at least I'm not sharp and pointy this time.
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You most certainly are not! Do you truly think me the type to make the same mistake twice?
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It has been quite the gauntlet of trial and error, yet finally I have arrived!
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I stand now on the fresh new ground of magic— the magic of gentle tresses tumbling over one's shoulders!
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Say, this does come in nicely at the ends! Some parts longer, some shorter... Whoa, but it's really frizzy.
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Ack! It's like a... It's like a bird's nest up in here!
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What an exquisite style! What an innovative look! Truly, this is the most striking of spells!
linkClaudevolume_up
Uh, and I guess I have a fluffy beard now? Well, that's certainly something.
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Yes, and it makes you appear quite...unkempt.
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Perhaps it is not the look for you. Ahaha!
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Hey! Don't laugh it off! What am I supposed to do about this mountain-man beard, huh?
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Last time you zapped me, my hair was stiff enough to stab through armor for an entire day. I couldn't even get to sleep because I shredded my pillow!
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Are you saying I've got to just grin and bear this until it wears off?
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At this point, there is nothing else I can do.
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You can endure this for one day, no? If it helps, I am willing to offer my moral support.