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Ahaha! Once again, I have accomplished a most triumphant feat!
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Behold, my awe-inspiring talent! From these hands is new magic born!
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But I mustn't rest on my laurels quite yet. Nay, I must aim for ever more spectacular heights.
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Hey, Constance. Got a second?
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Claude, of all people? You may enter.
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Up to some of your old experiments, huh? Perfect timing.
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How dare you speak of me as though I am some non-entity to be slotted into your schedule.
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Whoa, OK. Hang on. I just heard you were researching some interesting magic.
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Hahaha! You have heard correctly!
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I have created a new spell which can affect both the style and length of one's hair!
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There is no questioning this heralds a revolution that will sweep all of Fódlan!
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Revolutions aside, that sounds like an incredible spell. Care to give me a little demonstration?
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This is great! If I can change my hairstyle at will, I'll be able to slip out of all kinds of sticky situations...
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Of course! And you shall be my first test subject!
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Your first? Hold on. This idea's not sounding quite so clever anymore.
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Ahahaha! Take this!
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Did it work?
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Beyond my wildest imaginings! Why, your hair is now more resplendent than ever!
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I appreciate the sentiment, but I still don't know... Wait, why is my head hard?
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Ow! It's so sharp it hurt my hand!
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I really don't think this hairstyle's gonna catch on. I look like an angry cat that fell into a bathtub.
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And now you know what it means to be ahead of your time. Unconventional though it may be, your hairstyle is objectively flawless.
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This isn't exactly ideal for keeping a low profile. I couldn't even wear a hat without tearing right through the thing.
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Inconceivable! You are given the rare honor of being the subject of my magic, yet all you can think to do is whinge and complain!
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If that is to be your response, why did you rush to my side the moment I completed the experiment?
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Yeaaah, I guess things turned out a bit differently than I'd been led to believe.
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Still, it is some pretty incredible magic. I doubt anyone else could even come close.
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You sound as though you are consoling me, yet I have not failed in the slightest!
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No, I'm not calling it a failure per se. It's just that the applications might be rather, uh...
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You will come to rue those words! Ahahaha!