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Ummm...why do I feel someone watching me?
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Hello, Bernadetta.
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EEP! I, UM! SOMEBODY!
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Stop. I am not a ghost and I am not here to scold you. I'm just here to get food because I'm hungry.
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I was stuck inside all day with work and missed my chance for dinner.
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HELP— Oh. So you're just like me, then.
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It's rather difficult being shut inside all the time. I always lose track of the hour.
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Yeah, same. Um, but how'd you know I was inside all day today?
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Oh, no! Was this "work" of yours spying on me?!
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No. If I had time to spy on people, there wouldn't be piles of documents teetering atop my desk.
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Yeesh. That sounds rough.
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Wait, hold up. Why are you taking all those raw veggies? And that dried meat?
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Because it's my dinner. Which I missed. I thought I made all of this clear.
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What, so you're gonna eat them just like that? Uh...not that there's any problem with that.
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Well then, Bernadetta, perhaps we could cook something together.
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Cook?
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Yes. You have a bit of talent in the kitchen, right? Maybe you can take this chance to teach me.
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Uh, sure, I guess. I mean, if you're gonna insist, then I'll show you just how good I am!
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I think I heard you like this cheese and spice— Aaah! The bag!
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All right, that should do it. What's the matter, Bernadetta? You seem to be shrinking away.
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I can't do it. I can't cook in front of a stranger.
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I hardly think we're strangers at this point, but... Regardless, it looks fine to me. There's no need for you to be so distraught.
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It's not fine! The spice bag ripped and they all fell in, and then I got so flustered I dropped an entire wheel of cheese in there!
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It smells terrible, and I mean really terrible. There's no possible way it's going to taste good.
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Mmm!
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Whaaat?! OK, if you force yourself to eat that, you're going to be sick for days.
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I'm not forcing myself to do anything. It would be a shame to waste food we made together.
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So it's...not gross? You don't feel sick or anything? Well, I guess I could try it, then...
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BLEEECH! So disgusting! How did you even eat it?!
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Oh, wait. Don't tell me...
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You're eating it as an excuse to say, "I hereby sentence you to death for feeding me horrible food!"
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Do you honestly believe I wander about executing people at will for the smallest transgressions?
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NOOO! I don't wanna die! Let me liiiiiive!
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Too much cheese and spice, is it?
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Heh.
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I suppose I'll bring her something else for dinner, since she only had one bite of this.