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Ah, Hapi. How are you finding your time in the Imperial army?
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Pretty normal, I guess? It's nice to be around a lot of people I don't know.
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Excellent. For if you were dissatisfied, it could lead to an accident. And I would find that most vexing.
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Oh, I have my dissatisfactions. Like the way you're talking to me right now, for starters.
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But if I sighed over every little thing that bothered me, I'd be dead before I took another breath.
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Yes, quite true. By the by, have you considered my proposition?
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Though I am loath to discuss it, I am a firm believer in using every resource to its utmost.
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I don't know. It feels pretty unethical, even if it is technically something we can do.
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And did you spare a single thought for how I might feel, being used like that?
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I actually made the proposal based on my estimation of your feelings.
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I imagine you would enjoy sighing for a greater cause, seeing as you are never able to unleash them freely.
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And why exactly would I want to sigh, huh?
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As I am not you, I have no answer to that question.
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I simply thought it might be unpleasant.
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Being the only one prohibited from performing an action others do as a matter of course, that is.
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Right. Well, no. It isn't.
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And if you're really approaching this thing without considering my feelings, you're so far off the mark I don't know what to tell you.
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My. I just thought the woman would enjoy breathing a literal sigh of relief.
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And to do so in a way where our forces make use of the monsters she summons? Where is the harm?
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Alas, I suspect I am in for another mocking at the hands of Her Majesty for how often people mistake me for a heartless cad.
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The Bert? Again? Ugh.
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Hapi. Now that you are calmer, I thought perhaps we might share some tea and treats.
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But if you're not interested, I am content to deal with them myself.
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You really want me to buy into this plan of yours, huh?
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I told you, the answer's no. Now stay away from me.
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I assure you, I have no such ulterior motive here.
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Liar.
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Yes, well, I can see any further conversation will be fruitless. In that case, I bid you good day.
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Had I known this would all be for me, I would've made coffee instead of tea...
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Huh? What's coffee?
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It does not concern you. Pray forgive my intrusion.
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Yeesh. Just being near that guy makes me wanna sigh.