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I can't believe Caspar foisted this on me.
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I'm happy to have received a gift, of course, but what am I supposed to do with it?
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I don't even think Leonie would have a use for it, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to ask.
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Hello, Leonie. Are you meeting someone?
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I'm meeting you—per your request? Please don't tell me you forgot.
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Ah, that's right! I have something to show you.
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Wait, did you actually forget?
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Oh, who can say? More importantly, take a look at this.
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I don't need it and was going to throw it out, but then I thought perhaps you might have a use for it.
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Throw it out? What a waste! I'll definitely take it.
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Truly? I suspected you might say that, but still...
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You gotta use things that are usable, after all.
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Despite the fact that it's been written on so much that it now has utterly fulfilled the destiny of all paper?
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Eh, there's still plenty of white space. And even if it was packed to the gills, it'd still make good kindling.
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In any case, if you don't need it, I'm happy to take it off your hands. Deal? Deal!
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All yours.
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OK, now I gotta give you something in return. Lemme see what I've got here...
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Welp, looks like all I have is this dealie I picked up in the woods a couple days back.
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Thought it might make a good arrowhead, but it's too hard for me to flintknap properly.
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That— That's a piece of an ancient relic!
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How did you even find such a thing?!
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Yes, well, I will gladly take it. Incidentally, would you mind telling me where you picked it up?
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Wow, you really want this, huh?
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I do indeed, Leonie. Why, this is a discovery worthy of canceling my afternoon nap!
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Somehow I doubt that's gonna happen, but... Well, I'm happy if you're happy.
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And you have done me a service as well by taking an unneeded item off my hands.
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It's funny how stuff like this works out.
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One person's trash really is another person's treasure.
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That is because you and I are what I would call a special pair.
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Care to explain that?
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One might say the things that matter to us are completely opposed.
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Even among all of our comrades, you'll not find a pair more... Well, except for... Oh, and then there's...
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You know what? We aren't so special after all.
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You are a very strange man, Linhardt.
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But special or not, our relationship is perfect for disposing of unwanted items, so let's keep it up!
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Sure thing, buddy. Not that I have any idea what you're asking me for at this point...