Shez & Monica A - Support Log

link Monica
Interesting... Her Majesty refrained from drinking tea today. A bit unusual, don't you think?

link Monica
I believe the last time that happened was fifteen days ago. Ergo, we can conclude she tends to renounce the beverage when—

link Shez
Hey, remind me why I'm doing this again?

link Shez
What's the point of recording all this stuff? Why not just hang out with her?

link Monica
It is not "stuff"! These are Her Majesty's great exploits.

link Monica
They must be accurately recorded and preserved within the annals of Imperial history.

link Shez
Not sure I'd call her tea habits "great exploits."

link Shez
No one's ever gonna need that information.

link Shez
And how do you remember this stuff? I couldn't even tell you what I had for breakfast this morning.

link Monica
Hehe! I remember everything Her Majesty does.

link Monica
Every word she has ever spoken to me. Every morsel she has ever eaten, not to mention where and when she ate it.

link Monica
Every sigh that has escaped her lips. Each and every one of her favorite—

link Shez
Yeah, let's stop there. This is all sorts of weird.

link Monica
Why do you say that? These are simply records that need to be kept.

link Shez
Just think about it for a minute.

link Shez
Have you ever read a book on Adrestian history that lists the number of times an emperor sighed?

link Monica
There has never been a historian with a memory like mine, nor one who could keep such accurate records. Until now.

link Monica
The sole reason I have this excellent memory is to ensure that Her Majesty's great exploits are documented properly.

link Shez
All right, you've convinced me.

link Monica
So you understand? This is the very reason I have been granted my excellent memory.

link Shez
But if your memory's so good, then there's no reason for me to help, is there?

link Monica
Oh, but there is. Her Majesty places a great deal of confidence in you.

link Monica
She often engages you in conversation, and the two of you spend an insufferable amount of time together.

link Monica
As such, you're able to obtain information I could not otherwise verify on my own.

link Monica
There is nobody more qualified than you to assist me in this undertaking.

link Shez
All right, fine. I get that you're serious about all this.

link Shez
I don't mind lending a hand when I'm not busy. And there doesn't seem to be much harm in it... for Edelgard, anyway.

link Monica
Spoken like a true confidant of Her Majesty. How dependable of you!

link Monica
It's no wonder she trusts you more and more each day. Even if it is maddening.

link Monica
And so, the time has come for me to grant you a very special privilege.

link Monica
I will permit you to devote yourself to Her Majesty, as a sign of your undying love.

link Shez
I'm honored, I guess. Does that mean you're not jealous of me anymore?

link Monica
I suppose not. We will be comrades, joined in our quest to bestow love and affection upon Her Majesty.

link Shez
Well, all right then. I wouldn't get your hopes up, though. I'm not really sure how I'd show my love for her...or if I'd even want to.

link Shez
Why would I want permission to do that?

link Monica
The answer is simple. There is no greater pursuit in all of Fódlan than expressing one's undying love for Her Majesty.

link Shez
I dunno, I could think of a few things. So...yeah, I think I'm good on the whole "devotion" front.

link Monica
Hmph, very well. You clearly still fail to appreciate the full extent of Her Majesty's charm.

link Monica
However, I am confident you will come to your senses the more you assist me.

link Monica
I hope that one day you will ascend and become a true admirer of Her Majesty.

link Shez
Uh... Yeah, you do that.