1. Ah, Hapi. How are you finding your time in the Imperial army?
  2. Pretty normal, I guess? It's nice to be around a lot of [cdb]people I don't know.
  3. Excellent. For if you were dissatisfied, it could lead [cdb]to an accident. And I would find that most vexing.
  4. Oh, I have my dissatisfactions. Like the way you're [cdb]talking to me right now, for starters.
  5. But if I sighed over every little thing that bothered [cdb]me, I'd be dead before I took another breath.
  6. Yes, quite true. By the by, have you considered [cdb]my proposition?
  7. Though I am loath to discuss it, I am a firm believer [cdb]in using every resource to its utmost.
  8. I don't know. It feels pretty unethical, even if it is [cdb]technically something we can do.
  9. And did you spare a single thought for how I might feel, being used like that?
  10. I actually made the proposal based on my estimation [cdb]of your feelings.
  11. I imagine you would enjoy sighing for a greater cause, [cdb]seeing as you are never able to unleash them freely.
  12. And why exactly would I want to sigh, huh?
  13. As I am not you, I have no answer to that question.
  14. I simply thought it might be unpleasant.
  15. Being the only one prohibited from performing an [cdb]action others do as a matter of course, that is.
  16. Right. Well, no. It isn't.
  17. And if you're really approaching this thing without [cdb]considering my feelings, you're so far off the mark I don't know what to tell you.
  18. My. I just thought the woman would enjoy breathing [cdb]a literal sigh of relief.
  19. And to do so in a way where our forces make use of [cdb]the monsters she summons? Where is the harm?
  20. Alas, I suspect I am in for another mocking at the [cdb]hands of Her Majesty for how often people mistake [cdb]me for a heartless cad.
  21. The Bert? Again? Ugh.
  22. Hapi. Now that you are calmer, I thought perhaps we [cdb]might share some tea and treats.
  23. But if you're not interested, I am content to deal with [cdb]them myself.
  24. You really want me to buy into this plan of yours, [cdb]huh?
  25. I told you, the answer's no. Now stay away from me.
  26. I assure you, I have no such ulterior motive here.
  27. Liar.
  28. Yes, well, I can see any further conversation will [cdb]be fruitless. In that case, I bid you good day.
  29. Had I known this would all be for me, I would've [cdb]made coffee instead of tea...
  30. Huh? What's coffee?
  31. It does not concern you. Pray forgive my intrusion.
  32. Yeesh. Just being near that guy makes me wanna sigh.