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AHHH! IT'S HORRIBLE!
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Bernadetta?! What's wrong? Is there a rat in the base?!
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Wait, a rat?! NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT A RAT! Oh no, oh no, oh no, it's gonna nibble on all my snacks!
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Hey, calm down. I didn't mean a real rat. I was talking about an enemy spy or something.
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Oh, right. Anyway, it's something kinda like that but different and still really, really bad!
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Kind of like a spy, but different? Slow down and tell me what you saw.
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Sorry, I think I kinda threw you off track there. What's horrible, exactly?
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Well you see, there was this lady in the camp earlier who didn't look scary at all, and even seemed kind of nice...
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Uh-huh, mm-hmm. Shyness and fear of strangers got you down, huh? Let's see if I have something that can help.
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Thanks...
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Hmmm. I think I've got just the herb.
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It's gonna put you out a good few gold coins, but this baby will do wonders for relieving stress.
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And then... Ah. I've got something a little more, shall we say, tasteful. Real under the table kind of stuff. It's a pot that makes people like you.
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I would probably recommend against it, but the thing's on sale if you really want it.
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Uh, you OK there?
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I just remembered something! Urgh, how could you forget, Bernie?!
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There are lots of scary people out there who pretend to look nice just so they can prey on you!
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AND YOU MUST BE ONE OF THEM!
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Well, that was weird. I'm not that scary, am I?
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And that's how it all happened! I would've been dragged off and murdered if it wasn't for you!
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But wasn't that just Anna? She's here all the time selling her wares.
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I mean, not all of it's the most reputable stuff, but I don't think she's trying to cheat anyone. And she's definitely not a murderer.
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This is all my fault. I should go apologize to her later.
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Huh?
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She's not...evil?
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Not that I know of. I'm also pretty sure it's not the first time you've met her.
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I don't know, I'm bad with faces!
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You're pretty judgmental, you know that?
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Huh?
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Uhh... What do we do, what do we do...
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How about this: There's this merc I've got in my crew, a real terrifying-looking hunk of muscle. Sweetest little teddy bear on the inside, though.
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If anyone's gonna help you overcome this, it's him.
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OK! I accept this challenge! You've got this, Bernie!