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I know all about your dirty secret, you know?
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About how you actually take charge and work when there's no one else to step up? So why do you keep playing the "I'm So Lazy" card all the time?
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I thought you of all people would understand this, Hilda. After all, are we not peers who work only when absolutely necessary?
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Even when you push your own work on someone else, you do so only after carefully assessing their situation.
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I told you, I don't push work on people.
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I mean, sure, maybe I maneuver myself so they end up asking to help—at which point I leap at the offer— but I never actually ask.
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But I suppose you're right that I always assess the situation first.
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Previously, I said you and I would never be able to reach common ground...
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But now I see that I was mistaken.
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You're sure quick to change your mind when it suits you.
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I merely find it unfortunate seeing you working as you are now, when before you only ever did what was strictly necessary.
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If you've taken up the mantle of doing unnecessary work, it leaves me looking like the only idler.
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I've grown terribly tired of talking. Must I explain?
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I mean, I'm not gonna force you to explain, but I sure wish you would.
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Oh, very well—but only because it benefits all parties involved.
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If you split your work with me, the work becomes easier. And by doing this easy work, I can then avoid being defamed as a common bedslug.
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If the pair of us both work a little more than before, things become easier for everyone.
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So let's both work hard together! A little.
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Um...all right? I mean, I guess that's good.
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Although I feel kinda like I'm being tricked somehow, so I'm not exaaactly happy about the whole deal.
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Yes, yes. Let's just get this done already so I can return to a life of ease. I'm already sleep—