- Hey there, Your Majesty! Fresh off some new official
[cdb]business, eh? Don't you ever get a rest?
- Yes, thank you for your concern...
- Huh? Why are you staring at— Hey, all right!
- No, it isn't that. It most certainly is not that.
- I was just revising my opinion of you.
- Hubert made you out to be the greatest womanizer of
[cdb]our time, but you've been surprisingly well-behaved.
- I said I wouldn't hit on you, didn't I? Also, that could
[cdb]not sound more like Hubert.
- Anyway, you could've just taken my word for it.
- I apologize for doubting you.
- Still, just because you haven't attempted to woo me
[cdb]doesn't guarantee you won't do so in the future.
- Sure, but the thing is...you're not really my type.
- You're too smart. And dainty. And way too
[cdb]important.
- Wooing you would be like bringing a baguette to a
[cdb]sword fight. I know when I'm out of my league.
- I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to take that.
- Look, the only thing I want from you is a job.
- You pay well, and frankly, I could really use an
[cdb]army between me and the folks trying to kill me.
- We have had to bolster the camp's defenses because
[cdb]of all the trouble you keep attracting. So, yes, thanks
[cdb]for that.
- Hey, if it bothers you, let 'em through.
- I can watch my own back well enough.
- Save the cleverness and compassion for some
[cdb]other lunkhead.
- I agree, my time could be better spent.
- Also, I'm not compassionate—merely hopelessly
[cdb]committed to my ideals.
- Oh yeah?
- I've set out to unite all of Fódlan. I've started a war
[cdb]over it.
- That means destroying any who oppose me and
[cdb]protecting all who stand with me.
- If you believe in me and share my ideals, I will never
[cdb]abandon you.
- Even if you do happen to be a philandering hireling
[cdb]up to his neck in debt.
- That was downright inspiring, right up to the point
[cdb]where you insulted the stuffing outta me.
- But hey, if your thing is looking out for people,
I'm happy for to be a spare set of eyes.
- Plus, you're a boss worth swinging these fists for.
I could shop around, but I doubt I'd find better.
- And I will endeavor to keep it that way. But for now,
I must be off.
- Oh, and Balthus? Join us at the next war council.
- Hoo boy, that was close. It's like she was begging for
[cdb]me to make with the flirting!
- And if it wasn't for Hubert, I might even be stupid
[cdb]enough to try...