Well, if it isn't Balthus. What's wrong?
That was a legendary sigh.
Yuri, pal. Hear me out for a sec, will ya? There were
[cdb]these mercs, and I may have made a bet with them...
Yeah, yeah. You lost, I get it. But we've got bigger
[cdb]issues to discuss.
Must be a pretty big deal if it's more important
[cdb]than me losing my dinner to those mercs...
It's come to my attention that one of my business
[cdb]associates is looking for a certain giant, broke fool.
What, that's it? I'll just break 'em in half and then we
[cdb]can move on with our lives. Not a problem.
I figured you'd say that. Which is exactly why
I came to tell you not to.
See, this particular associate hires out quite a few
[cdb]of my people. I can't have a bruiser like you turning
[cdb]them into corpses.
Can't I just rough them up enough to get them off
[cdb]my back? A few broken bones never killed anyone.
Come now, you know there's no way I'd let
[cdb]you get away with that.
I'd use every last one of my contacts to make sure
[cdb]you never win another bet for the rest of your life.
Whoa, cut a guy a break, would ya? I wouldn't put it
[cdb]past you to actually follow through...
I take it we've reached an understanding, then?
I suggest you lay low until things blow over. Clear?
Even after all this time, your ability to enrage people
[cdb]still manages to astound me.
Hey, it's not as bad as it used to be. The price on my
[cdb]head's never been lower!
On the flip side, the price for my skills has only gone
[cdb]up. I've been making money hand over fist as a
[cdb]mercenary.
But the stakes keep getting higher and higher, so my
[cdb]pockets remain as empty as ever.
I can't help but sigh in disappointment listening
[cdb]to you talk. You're seriously lucky I'm not Hapi,
[cdb]or you'd be neck deep in monsters.
I can't help but sigh in disappointment listening to
[cdb]you talk. Haven't you ever heard of "self-control"?
All right, I hear ya. But enough about me.
What've you been getting up to since you left
Abyss?
Oh, I just went back to my old gang. They were
[cdb]my home before the Officers Academy, after all.
But I still had to take on some mercenary work to
[cdb]keep my people fed and things running smoothly...
It's been a rough couple of years. And thanks to that,
[cdb]my once-stunning physique has been spoiled by all
[cdb]this muscle.
Really? You still look pretty scrawny to me. Your skill
[cdb]with a blade's improved though, that's for sure.
Well, when you're forced to fight, you either
[cdb]improve or you die. Still, I've got nothing on you.
You practically live for a good brawl, after all.
These fists have never let me down. No matter the
[cdb]enemy, I'm always the one who walks away.
Say, Yuri. I just had a brilliant idea.
I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking, but sure,
[cdb]let's hear it.
If this associate of yours doesn't catch me, you and
[cdb]your underlings are gonna have to take responsibility,
[cdb]right?
Most likely. I knew what I was getting into when I
[cdb]told you to back down. I've made my peace.
Yeah? Well, I'm not about to leave my buddy Yuri
[cdb]holding the bag while I sit on my hands.
Balthus...
So, to make things fair, let's have ourselves a little
[cdb]wager to decide which of us is gonna take the fall.
That way, if you lose fair and square, it'll give you
[cdb]an out, yeah?
You'll have no other choice but to take your
[cdb]goons back from that client, and they won't
[cdb]get pummeled by yours truly. Problem solved!
Hypothetically, if I were to take this bet,
[cdb]what happens if you lose?
I'll do what I always do—take my shirt off, jump out
[cdb]in front of 'em, and run away as they look on in awe.
This is what I get for trying to help. You love taking
[cdb]off your clothes almost as much as you do gambling.
No wonder your pockets are always empty...