I can't have people thinking that all I'm good
[cdb]for is getting drunk and begging for gold, yeah?
The problem will go away if you stop doing those
[cdb]things.
Ha! You sure don't hold back, pal! Your words pierce
[cdb]my heart as sure as if you'd shot them from your bow.
Could have fooled me.
Hey, I was being serious! My heart's got more holes
[cdb]than an old pair of boots.
But it only adds to the allure if I don't let that show,
[cdb]yeah?
Well, I can't argue with that. Assuming it's true.
Right? Looks like you're finally starting to see my
[cdb]good side.
I gotta say, the compliments have been pretty
[cdb]one-sided up till now.
You're tough, skilled, determined, a stellar gambler
[cdb]and drinker, straightforward, and humble, too.
You're so perfect, I don't know what to do with
[cdb]myself.
That's your business. Anyhow, there's not much for
[cdb]me to praise in return.
You can't gamble or drink to save your life. You're
[cdb]more pigheaded than determined. And it's impossible
[cdb]to tell fact from fiction where you're concerned.
But at least I can count on you on the battlefield.
You're a skilled fighter.
Whoa, that's it? Skilled? Ha! That's harsh.
Would you rather I lie?
Nah. I wouldn't expect that from you anyway.
I guess it's true what they say. A person's strengths
[cdb]only matter in the eye of the beholder.
Look at that. I'll have to add "occasionally says
[cdb]semi-intelligent things" to my evaluation.
Can't you just cut me a break and say I'm smart?
If only it were true.
Oh, come on! Guess it's back to the drawing board.
Just you wait, I'm gonna earn your respect!
I'm sure you can do anything you put your mind to.
I won't hold my breath though.
Hahaha! You never ease up, do you? Always gotta get
[cdb]in that parting shot.