- Ugh! I lost to Jeritza again! How can I beat him?!
- Hmm, let's see...
- What if you made all the cats in the base like you?
Yes, I think that's a wonderful idea.
- Ack! Don't pop up outta nowhere and scare me
[cdb]like that, Mercedes! It's not nice!
- And wait, cats? Liking me? What?
- Jeritza has adored cats ever since he was little.
- But now they always flee when he approaches.
Perhaps it's because he's so much bigger?
- In any case, if he saw cats being affectionate with you,
I'm sure he would acknowledge his defeat.
- Again, not the kind of win I'm aiming for here.
- Look, it's simple—I wanna fight the guy head-on and
[cdb]beat him. That's it.
- But head-on isn't the only way to fight, correct?
- I mean, surely that isn't your strategy on an
[cdb]actual battlefield.
- Wish it could be, but yeah that's probably not the
[cdb]smartest idea in the world.
- But since this isn't a battlefield, it's up to me how I
[cdb]wanna fight the guy!
- Yet I feel that going up against him would be the
[cdb]same as being on a battlefield.
- You are companions who fight for the same cause.
Why would you hurt one another to decide the
[cdb]outcome of the day?
- Wouldn't it be nicer to compete by baking treats or
[cdb]being loved by cats?
- I mean, I get what you're saying—which is weird.
- Then how about we spend today surveying cats
[cdb]and continue our baking lessons this evening?
- I didn't say I agreed! I just said I got what you were
[cdb]saying and that it was weird.
- How'd she trick me into baking again—and what
[cdb]am I gonna do with all these things?
- Huh? Where'd Mercedes go?
- Ah, it's Professor Jeritza! Maybe I can challenge
[cdb]him again...
- Wait a minute, those are the treats I made!
- Mmm. Utterly delicious.
- He made these? Mm. I am defeated.
- WAIT, WHAT?!
- I can't believe Professor Jeritza just admitted defeat
[cdb]so casually.
- This is great! But also very frustrating.
But also great? I'm so conflicted!
- No! I wanna beat him head-on! Graaaagh!