- Crivens, Leonie! Yer alive! I thought ya went and
[cdb]kicked the bucket!
- And I'm equally surprised to find you on the right
[cdb]side of the dirt. Still hunting for treasure while arrows
[cdb]rain down around you?
- ...
- I saw you speaking with a churlish-looking man near
[cdb]the gate earlier, Leonie.
- What, him? Oh, he's just a mercenary I met
[cdb]a while back.
- I see. Given his filthy appearance, I thought he might
[cdb]be a wild bandit.
- Heh. Not hardly. Although if I'm being honest,
[cdb]he's more of a scavenger than a mercenary.
- A...scavenger?
- Exactly. See, folks like him go to battlefields and loot
[cdb]anything worth a bit of coin that's lying around.
- Noble folk call them "midden men," but that a pretty
[cdb]lousy nickname.
- I've heard tales of such people, but...
- Yeah, they live in a different world from you and me.
Honestly, you could probably live the rest of your life
[cdb]and never run into another one.
- I...had no idea.
- Hey, don't look so glum! There's nothing wrong with
[cdb]not knowing about that kind of life.
- Except that I wish to know more about commoners.
- But in order to do so, I would need to speak with all
[cdb]manner of different people...
- Leonie, may I ask you something?
- I once read something that has stayed with me,
[cdb]and I wonder if you might confirm it.
- Sure. Hit me.
- Well, one particular book stated that the cookies
[cdb]and cakes eaten by commoners are not sweet.
- But then another book claimed that commoners do
[cdb]not actually eat desserts at all.
- So do they not eat sweets? Or are the sweets they
[cdb]prefer simply not honeyed?
- Hmm... Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I ate
[cdb]plenty of treats as a kid that weren't sweet at all.
- I can't even imagine...
- There's no way for most commoners to afford the
[cdb]sweets that nobles enjoy.
- So instead, we eat unsweetened treats.
Might be better to call them snacks, really.
- Commoner snacks?
- They're probably different from what you're used to.
They're hard, dry, and look kind of plain.
- Anyway, you make a rough dough out of whatever
[cdb]grains you have lying around and fry it up. It's basic,
[cdb]but it's filling.
- So if I were to become a commoner, I would also eat
[cdb]these "snacks"...
- I'd never eat sweet candy again...
- Well, not every commoner is forced to live on snacks.
I bet you could get your hands on sweets if you were
[cdb]a merchant or an artisan or something.
- But anyway, you're a noble! Why are you worried?
- I...I'm sorry. It was merely a hypothetical.
- Thank you, Leonie. You were very helpful.
- Was I? Huh. Well, if you've got any other questions,
[cdb]feel free to fire away.
- Oh, and for the record, the kids in my village were
[cdb]always happy with whatever snacks we could get.
- They were simple, sure, but also good in a weird way.
You should try them sometime!
- A simple taste, is it? Intriguing...
- Maybe I should try making one of these snacks and
[cdb]see if Leonie wants to eat it with me...